搞笑的英语名人名言

搞笑的英语名人名言

1、放自己的屁，让别人闻去吧！

Put your fart， let others go to smell！

2、我太纯洁了，我纯洁的都有些无耻了！

I'm too pure， I pure are shameless！

3、有奶不一定是娘，但有钱一定是爷！

Milk is not necessarily a mother， but money must be ye！

4、中华人民共和国小卖部副部长！

A store， vice minister of the People's Republic of China！

5、我来到这世界上，就从没打算活着回去过。

I came to this world， never to return alive。

6、师太，你等着，老衲去让佛祖赐婚！

Teacher， you wait， na to the Buddha give marriage！

7、大学是女生乳房发育的最佳时期。

University is the best time for girls breast development。

8、一时的冲动，子孙的危机！

At that time the impulse， the crisis of children！

9、此地禁止大小便，违者没收工具。

Urine is prohibited here， offenders confiscated tools。

10、管不住的是儿子，看不住的是女儿。

Control is son， see daughter is not。

11、有钱的时候喷香水，没钱的时候抹花露水。

Rich of time， delicious water wipe toilet water have no money。

12、当裤子失去皮带，才懂得什麽叫做依赖。

When the pants belt lost， just know what is called a dependency。

13、我这人一般上楼从不会走，因为有电梯。

Generally， I this person never go upstairs， because the elevator。

14、为了建立和谐社会，老婆，我们再来一次吧。

In order to build a harmonious society， the wife， let's try again。

15、我只流过一次鼻血，还是误把卫生巾当口罩了！

I only through a nosebleed， or sanitary napkin when masks by mistake！

16、如果照镜子要上税，恐怕有些女人会破产。

I'm afraid if you look in the mirror to tax， some women will go bankrupt。

17、人生就是从小白兔到大灰狼，再到老狐狸的过程。

Life is the small white rabbit to the Wolf， and the process of the old fox。

18、烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫！

Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk， but also may be a panda！

19、有人说生了孩子就不会痛经了，那就生一个吧！

Some people say that gave birth to the child won't be a pain， then have a！

20、出门在外，请记住：一定要把牛B还给牛！

Go out in the outside， please remember： be sure to return the cattle B to cattle！

21、最近心情不是很好，打算明天去天堂散散心。

The recent mood is not very good， is going to go to heaven tomorrow for fun。

22、青春就像卫生纸。看着挺多的，用着用着就不够了。

Youth is like toilet paper。 Looking at a lot of， use with the is not enough。

23、小时候你娘就给你挂了块骨头，至少还有条狗跟你玩！

When your mother gave you hung up the bone， there is at least a dog to play with you！

24、当我看见美女的时候，首先摸摸兜里，看看有没有钱！

When I see the beauty， the first touch in my pocket， see if there are any money！

25、男人希望锁住女人钱包的拉链，女人希望锁住男人裤子上的拉链。

Men want to lock up women wallet zipper， women want to lock your pants zipper。

26、睡觉睡到自然醒，可是我身上只有五块钱可以数。

Sleep sleep to nature to wake， but I only have five dollars you can count with me。

27、唐僧肉吃了能长生不老，唐僧屎不知道有没有同样的功效？

Tang's monk eat meat can live forever， tang's monk shit do not know to have the same effect？

28、算完工资的涨幅后再算算猪肉的，就会发现自己连猪都不如！

After calculate the wage rise again calculate pork， will find that even pig all not！

29、上街就撒别人一身油，对他说：别担心，有奥妙全自动！

They and others take to the streets in oil， said to him： don't worry， there are secret automatic！

30、谢谢你，谢你大爷，谢你全家，谢你祖宗十八代！

Thank you， thank you big ye， thank you and your family， thank your ancestors eighteen generations！

31、牛逼总是比衣服还潮流，旧款还没过时呢，新款就出来了。

Cow force is always better than clothes trend， the old one is not yet out of date， new came out。

32、我正被川大强奸着，现在我唯一能做的就是最大限度地把姿势摆对！

I was being sichuan rapes， now the only thing I can do is to maximize the pendulum to pose！

33、现在找对象一定要看仔细一些，因为现在不男不女的人太多了！

Now find object must watch carefully， because not too many people for a man not a woman now！

34、日出只要在日落前出现就好，上课只要在下课前到达就好。

The sunrise as long as before sunset emergence good， have a class as long as arrive before class。

35、我不喜欢只和一个女人上很多次床，而是喜欢和很多女人只上一次床。

I don't like and a woman on a lot of time in bed only， but love and a lot of women only the bed。

36、网上自古无娇娘，残花败柳一行行，偶有几对鸳鸯鸟，也是野鸡配色狼。

Online without marked since ancient times， stray flower defeated willow line by line， occasionally a few couple birds， and pheasants with sex maniac。